99 Problems But a Pitch Ain't One T-Shirt

This shirt is for founders who can raise capital before coffee, charm VCs in their sleep, and still forget to eat lunch. Equal parts swagger and sarcasm just like your deck. For when the pitch is polished but everything else is on fire.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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