I Believe in Santa and Unicorns Knitted Ugly Sweater

This festive knit is for investors who still believe—in magic, miracles, and pre-seed valuations. Equal parts holiday cheer and venture optimism, it's perfect for LP mixers, founder holiday parties, or casually manifesting your next billion-dollar exit. Santa brings gifts. Unicorns bring returns.

- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Lightweight, soft-feel fabric
- Unisex sizing
- Machine washable
- Blank product sourced and fulfilled in China

Disclaimers:

- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.

Important: This product is available in Australia, Austria, Belgium, Canada, China, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Mexico, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Taiwan, the United Kingdom, and the United States. If your shipping address is outside these regions, please choose a different product.

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